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		<title>racism: the most successful marketing campaign ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was tweeting today in response to media coverage of a white, male suicide bomber who flew his plane into an IRS building in Texas, and the coverage of Tiger Woods&#8217; press conference about his marital infidelities.
b/c that&#8217;s what i do, instead of blogging as often as i should. I tweet. 
 anyway, I wondered [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was tweeting today in response to media coverage of a white, male suicide bomber who flew his plane into an IRS building in Texas, and the coverage of Tiger Woods&#8217; press conference about his marital infidelities.</p>
<p>b/c that&#8217;s what i do, instead of blogging as often as i should. I tweet. <img src='http://exittheapple.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
 anyway, I wondered why so-called &#8216;news&#8217; organizations were not treating the former as a terrorist attack, and why we were still hearing about tiger woods at all.</p>
<p><a href="http://exittheapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jemima11.jpg"><img src="http://exittheapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jemima11-150x150.jpg" alt="auntjemima" title="jemima1" width="150" height="150"  size-thumbnail align="left" wp-image-481" /></a>in my string of tweets, i mentioned racism as marketing, and one of my twitter folks asked for clarification. I doubted I could explain what I meant in 140 characters or less, so I wrote this post. enjoy. </p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
The mark of a great marketing campaign is when the idea or slogan transcends the product. it attaches to the cultural consciousness, and when attached to the product, makes the product greater. </p>
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<p>for instance, nike&#8217;s campaign, &#8220;Just Do It&#8217; transcended the product, and began to be applied to everything from winning a basketball game, to graduating from college, to giving birth. it&#8217;s now a part of our cultural vocabulary. another example is the 1930s ad campaign for diamonds. prompted by a flagging demand, advertisers coined the phrase &#8216;a diamond is forever,&#8217; and promoted the idea that one was simply necessary to cement an engagement. the advertisers even came up with an arbitrary &#8216;2 months salary&#8217; rule. prior to that campaign, diamonds were NOT traditionally associated with marriage or engagement. but the concept has become so entrenched in our culture most of us have no idea it originated as marketing.</p>
<p>racism as we know it in the new world, was also implemented as a marketing ploy. the goal of this campaign was to devalue human beings to the status of chattel. this had to be accomplished in order for other human beings to be able to kidnap, buy, sell, torture, maim, rape, kill, and work them to death, while maintaining a sense of their moral correctness. </p>
<p>The product was slavery. a free work force. you couldn&#8217;t have a free work force if everyone was catching feelings every time someone dropped dead from exhaustion, screamed for their stolen child, etc. in order to &#8217;sell&#8217; the idea that human beings should be treated as chattel, the marketing ploy of racism had to be employed. the message was, &#8216;these people are not like you and me, they are different, inferior, subhuman.&#8217; </p>
<p>The next step was branding. Adidas brand is represented by three stripes. Nike&#8217;s brand  is represented by the swoop. When you see the swoop, you think &#8216;just do it.&#8217; the &#8216;brand&#8217; of inferior human being, came to be represented by darker skin. this campaign was so successful, that dark people were associated with this product almost exclusively. Conversely, light people were associated with the opposite of this product, so that even those who could not afford slaves (the vast majority) felt a sense of entitlement. </p>
<p>Dark skin had become a shorthand, a symbol for the campaign. the media message of racism was so successful, it transcended the initial product and became attached to the cultural consciousness, so that even when the initial product (chattel slavery) no longer existed, the marketing message was entrenched enough that it could be handily applied to dismantling reconstruction efforts, segregating bathrooms and burial plots, and instituting jim crow laws. </p>
<p>so, that&#8217;s that. </p>
<p>When we talk about American media, and racism, I can&#8217;t help but think about &#8216;the birth of a nation.&#8217; the first feature-length film made in America was a 3 hour diatribe about the reprehensibility of black people and the &#8216;heroic&#8217; rise of the klan. All the blacks in the film were played by white actors, and most of the racist film stereotypes that we know of were introduced for the first time in that film. this was the INTRODUCTION of a brand new and extremely powerful medium of communication, and it was used to reinforce the brand message of racism. Race riots ensued across the country when the film was shown. </p>
<p>Racism the marketing concept had become unmoored from its attachment of the &#8216;product&#8217; of slavery, and turned into a cultural trope that could be used in any arena to generate an emotional response, to turn a profit, etc. </p>
<p>As the world changed, the applications have changed, but the fact that racism can still be used, for example, as a wedge issue in an election to rouse people to vote against their own self-interest out of fear, is proof of the power of the marketing message. </p>
<p>Compound that w/the fact that this country has been pushing this advertising for four centuries, that&#8217;s a LOT of brand recognition. </p>
<p>by pierre bennu<br />
edited/big words by jamyla bennu<br />
(lol)<ins datetime="2010-07-31T00:26:25+00:00"></ins><!--more--></p>
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		<title>Dear Pierre: open letters i will never send volume 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Dear guy with missing tooth laughing at the duct tape situation my tail light is in: he who haseth not teeth is in no position to laugh publicly about anything.
- Dear record store I miss you.
- Dear ears, dude are you slowly going deaf? If so tell me but tell me really loud cause [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://celebrating200years.noaa.gov/monitor/geer_letter_650.jpg" align="left" height="188" hspace="10" width="203" />- Dear guy with missing tooth laughing at the duct tape situation my tail light is in: he who haseth not teeth is in no position to laugh publicly about anything.<br />
- Dear record store I miss you.<br />
- Dear ears, dude are you slowly going deaf? If so tell me but tell me really loud cause I can&#8217;t hear too good.<br />
- Dear supermarket can we get rid of those dividers? Are they really necessary? This is my stuff right here, all that stuff way back there not touching my stuff is her stuff. I mean really, are you that fast that one day you just rang up everyone’s stuff together?<span id="more-254"></span></p>
<p>- Dear you, yeah you complaining about how movies suck, music sucks? make your own. Yeah make it! it used to be hard but if you&#8217;re reading this on the internet chances are you have the tools. and clearly you have a creative mind cause you complain with such eloquence. Clearly you have a flair for fiction when you romanticize the past as if Hollywood &amp; the music industry just started making crap in the late 90’s. Trust me the crap that exists now stands on the shoulders of a great legacy left by the crap b4 it. technology has just made it quicker and easier to make so there is a lot more of it. so get up and add YOUR crap to the mix, I dare you.</p>
<p>- Dear lame un imaginative DJ I love MJ and I don’t pretend to know what he thought but I would imagine that he would have wanted us to play more than just his music at a tribute to him.</p>
<p>- Note to self don’t bite your nails before scratching sensitive parts of your anatomy</p>
<p>- Dear supermarket why am I checking myself out?! WTF I don’t work here. How do you call yourself a supermarket when I’m checking myself out bagging and weighing  my own vegetables? Didn’t some one used to work here? and instead of hiring a person you now make me do it myself for free? I miss the line at the supermarket. Where you get to read the stuff you would never buy and eat the grapes and candy only to ask if they could just ring up the wrapper. Then there were those once in a life time i&#8217;ll probably never talk to you again friendly over polite conversations that you got into with strangers. I miss those and some how automated food checkout thingy it&#8217;s all your fault. I’m heading to the farmers market , they might not have a ceiling but they sell real food and have cool people.</p>
<p>- Note to self A notarized letter of permission signed by a handicapped person pinned to the windshield of your car does not give you permission to park in the handicapped spaces. ever.</p>
<p>- Dear PETA you can&#8217;t tell me that killing a mosquito on the back of your leg in mid suck isn’t satisfying</p>
<p>- Dear CNN Did you know that the demographic with the highest increase in HIV consistently for the past several years has been young black women?  next time you want to do a “blacks in America” show change your mind and do something about this thing that is still an epidemic, it&#8217;s called AIDS. what happened to AIDS? I have heard more about the bird flu. They say in news if it bleeds it leads. Well people still die from this illness so make this your lead. or even use it as filler next time you feel the need to cover a mans death 24 hours for 5 days strait. You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
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		<title>A message from the Average Black Person</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may be familiar with Elon James White from his &#8216;this week in blackness&#8217; videocast&#8230; we thought this little essay was both amusing and quite to the point. Guess what? Black people are not a monolith. Yup. So now you know.
 Message from the Average Black Person on HuffingtonPost
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7324/rkb15xs.jpg" alt="elon james white" align="left" height="132" hspace="8" width="176" />You may be familiar with Elon James White from his &#8216;this week in blackness&#8217; videocast&#8230; we thought this little essay was both amusing and quite to the point. Guess what? Black people are not a monolith. Yup. So now you know.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/elon-james-white/a-message-from-the-averag_b_220022.html" title="Message from the Average Black Person" target="_blank"> Message from the Average Black Person on HuffingtonPost</a></p>
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		<title>adventures in the back yard with Pierre Bennu</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(editors&#8217; note: in order for this story to work you must commit to the sound effects. out loud is best.)
dun duN DUN DUNNNNN!
its time for adventures in the back yard with Pierre Bennu!
budbudBUDbudBUDbudabbuda
&#8230;the sound of the eco friendly electric hedge clipper cutting hedges with NO gas or carbon&#8230;hooray environment!
budbudBUDbudBUDbudabbudaaZIZIZPHHHHZIT!!
&#8230;the sound of the eco friendly hedge [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><img src="http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs101.snc1/4543_1149812740401_1080062101_429066_3791758_n.jpg" alt="wild yard" align="left" height="268" hspace="6" width="358" />(editors&#8217; note: in order for this story to work you must commit to the sound effects. out loud is best.)</h3>
<p>dun duN DUN DUNNNNN!</p>
<p>its time for adventures in the back yard with Pierre Bennu!</p>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">budbudBUDbudBUDbudabbuda</h3>
<p>&#8230;the sound of the eco friendly electric hedge clipper cutting hedges with NO gas or carbon&#8230;hooray environment!</p>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span>budbudBUDbudBUDbudabbudaaZIZIZPHHHHZIT!!</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span></h3>
<p>&#8230;the sound of the eco friendly hedge clipper cutting its own wire &amp; a tiny explosion</p>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">LOLOLOLOLOLOL!</h3>
<p>&#8230;the sound of all the uncut hedges &amp; all the birds &amp; insects who saw me catch that &#8220;L&#8221;</p>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">@#$&amp;!!</h3>
<p>&#8230;the sound of me cursing the birds and bushes laughing at me &amp; swearing revenge</p>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names">                </span>tap tap tap tap</h3>
<p>&#8230;the sound of me on craigs list seeing if any one wants a double dutch rope that used to be a very long electric cord</p>
<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names">                </span>dun duN DUN DUNNNNN!</h3>
<p>&#8230;this concludes this episode of &#8220;Adventures in the back yard with Pierre Bennu&#8230;brought to you in part by &#8216;eco stuff sometimes sucks&#8217; &amp; &#8217;sometimes city boys need to just hire someone to do their yard&#8217;</p>
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		<title>paper doesn&#8217;t crash: analog musings by pierre bennu</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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<p><img src="http://exittheapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/analog/analog02.jpg" alt="i remember how long it took me to embrace anything you had to plug in. " align="middle" height="872" width="635" /></p>
<p><img src="http://exittheapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/analog/analog03.jpg" alt="i miss humility in performers. i miss superstars that were super talanted." align="middle" height="866" width="645" /></p>
<p><img src="http://exittheapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/analog/analog04-cr.jpg" alt="we have become like business" align="middle" /></p>
<p><img src="http://exittheapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/analog/analog05.jpg" alt="i miss 'missing people.' we are all ever-present. " align="middle" height="885" width="642" /></p>
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		<title>Dear Pierre: Open letters i will never send volume 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Dear late 80&#8217;s early 90’s r&#38;b group, I cant really sing but if I can dress up like you, learn the choreography and just be the guy that says “whooooooo” at the end of the breakdown of a slow song ill be eternally grateful.
- Dear person who says “ValenTimes day” instead of &#8216;Valentines day&#8217; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Dear late 80&#8217;s early 90’s r&amp;b group, I cant really sing but if I can dress up like you, learn the choreography and just be the guy that says “whooooooo” at the end of the breakdown of a slow song ill be eternally grateful.<br />
- Dear person who says “ValenTimes day” instead of &#8216;Valentines day&#8217; you should officially receive nothing on this day as you are not pronouncing it correctly. Instead, you should have a holiday called “ValenTimes day”where you receive the empty wrappers of candy and presents from those who do pronounce it correctly. <img src="http://celebrating200years.noaa.gov/monitor/geer_letter_650.jpg" alt="paper notes " align="left" height="188" width="203" /><br />
- Dear fluffer, you are the unsung hero. I salute you from a distance with my clean hand LOL<br />
- Note to self: its ok when asked about your weight to say your putting on pounds for a role in a film.<br />
- Dear pseudo righteous poet type dude, I don’t think here in public is the best place for the ” do you know how good an enema is for you” conversation. PS please stop calling my son “my seed” its just feels weird.<br />
- Dear rasta I’m curious. In my youth I probably devoured  enough chew sticks to decimate a rainforest and build low income log cabin housing for the inner city.  But I still don’t know where chewsticks are made and how they are flavored. Do you?<span id="more-235"></span><br />
- Dear swimsuit photographers first I want to thank for your years of soft porn exploitation of women. Its good to know that with all the progress woman have made over the past 100 years in politics, professionally and in sports that they are guaranteed a cover at least once a year for an under valued sport such as swimsuit wearing and rolling in the sand.  which brings me to the point of my letter. The sand. I don’t understand the sand attached to the booty and or breasts of a scantly clad woman. If you carry that concept on to its obvious conclusion it becomes quite a painful fantasy, think about it.<br />
- Dear users of my bathroom of the #2 variety , that matches, spray and incense only work if you use it. this is not the time to be pensive go for it please might I recommend the matches and the incense the spray really doesn’t mask as much as it accents/flavors<br />
- Dear conscious child haver you telling me that your childs name if African is like me asking you what food are you eating and you say supermaket food, your going to have to be more specific<br />
- Dear anxious lovers If you have to ask me if you should get married you probably shouldn’t<br />
- Dear top of my head dude just go bald. Please don’t just be kind of thin in a really small spot. Cause now I have to adjust the rest of my hair game to keep pace with you. if you were bald I could grow a respectable fronut like brother Cornel West or do the baldie thing. I need you to pick a team so I can play<br />
- Note to self : Self doubt is domestic abuse<br />
- dear cop on segway if I let you arrest me would you let me ride on the handle bars on the way to the precinct?<br />
- Dear singers writers and performers of the oscar award winning song &#8220;its hard out here for a pimp&#8221;. Its supposed to hard from a pimp. Pimping is actually a crime. I hate the fact that it’s a crime that gets so much love. No other crime gets a song complaining about how hard it is. No one sings how hard it is to be a rapist or a person who doesn’t pay child support.and you will never see a show called “Pedophile my ride”<br />
- Dear large when did you become medium<br />
- Dear Xlarge when did you become xtra medium<br />
- Dear seeker of answers, don’t take anyone’s advice<br />
- Dear son, I kind of admire you not just because you’re my son and your wonderful but anyone who can smile while taking a crap standing up you have to admire</p>
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		<title>Dear Pierre: Open letters i will never send volume 1</title>
		<link>http://exittheapple.com/index.php/2009/02/dear-pierre-open-letters-i-will-never-send-volume-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I clean my office I find these little letters that I’ve written. I usually just giggle to myself and toss em in the garbage but this time I decided to post some before I toss them. I might continue these as a series lord knows I have a billion of em.
- dear John Legend, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whenever I clean my office I find these little letters that I’ve written. I usually just giggle to myself and toss em in the garbage but this time I decided to post some before I toss them. I might continue these as a series lord knows I have a billion of em.</p>
<p><img src="http://celebrating200years.noaa.gov/monitor/geer_letter_650.jpg" alt="letter" align="left" height="150" hspace="6" width="162" />- dear John Legend, I would like to bring to your attention that the word “love” doesn&#8217;t have a “W” after  the “O” I ask that next album you correct this error in your annunciation. Remember its LOVE not LOW-VE   thank you<br />
- dear seagulls in the parking lot of the supermarket, I think that it&#8217;s gross that you eat chicken and I some how think that makes you sell outs.  know thy self.<br />
- Note to self: invent an exercise or an exercise device for men that gets rid of the folds in the back of the head. Sell for 19.99, It needs nifty commercial like…do you have a pack of franks on the back of your head? Does your barber have to hold up flaps to cut your dome? When you stand sideways do you have two profiles? Well no longer with   “folds be gone”<span id="more-227"></span><br />
- dear guy in Lexus car trying to cut me off, The knowledge that you don’t posses about me is that I really don’t care if your car scratches my car. But I think if your car gets scratched your little feelings will be hurt. Trust me i&#8217;ll brag about it, i&#8217;ll show my friends like “wow, look guys, see that scratch, a Lexus did that” In some circles that actually makes me more cool. Now, I’m not going to make assumptions that just cause you have that big expensive car that you&#8217;re a jerk or that you are compensating for a lack of lap time as a child, I will NOT do that! That is beneath me and neither will I belittle the size of your genitalia, your sexual prowess or lack thereof, or your inability to communicate or attract members of the opposite sex due to your ghoulish appearance though those poorly tinted windows. I won&#8217;t, that’s just immature so in conclusion I will not be letting you over into this lane, please wait your turn like everyone else and let&#8217;s all drive safely on the streets have a good day sir<br />
- dear de la soul,  your 1st album (and some of your subsequent career)  saved my life &amp; every time I get an opportunity to tell you the weird story of why you laugh it off. But it&#8217;s really true.<br />
- Note to self: The brown pants are high waters, I repeat the brown pants are high waters<br />
- dear horrible rapper with nerd gear on, I cant help it but some part of me is upset that you’re emulating an esthetic of a group of people that you helped denigrate and belittle. Let’s be clear for history sake. You never had a kind word or a smile for us nerds. Even the brilliant and smart ones amongst you buried your realness and masked it with a veil of practiced cool and willful ignorance. I always felt the real gangsta were those of us nerds who had to walk past you day after day with a heavy bag full of books to get into their building and do their homework. Knowing that they would not get any special treatment or recognition and were in fact social outcasts. (the rest of this rant was illegible)<br />
- Note to self: there is no masculine way to use a straw, or eat a banana. Just let go<br />
- Dear artists, there is no spare time. There is no such thing as a part time revolutionary.<br />
- Note to self: no one has to get it but you.<br />
- Dear non-knower of music, You don’t have to lie. If you don’t know about an artist that is brought up in a conversation just say you don’t know and lets move forward. But when you say stuff like “oh HE IS COOL” when the GROUP “Pink Floyd” is mentioned you make yourself look bad.<br />
- Dear apparently homeless dude, why are you huffing and puffing about me going into the store with you to buy you some food. I assume if you’re standing out here that this would be a great place to purchase the food you said you wanted to buy with the $ you’re asking for. Also if I buy a sandwich for you and then you open the package look at it and say “you don’t eat turkey” and then don’t eat the sandwich I should by law be allowed to rob you for my lost sandwich $<br />
- Note to self: I think the movie  “Coming to America” was the only point of pop culture reference for contemporary black royalty until the Obamas</p>
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		<title>baby steps episode 10: the long way home</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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Its late on a  Friday night at the Oyin warehouse, deep in the cut of east Baltimore. Our building sits at the crossroads of gentrification and the HOOD as popularized on tv and movies. We are literally on the other side of the tracks as a train runs directly behind our building.
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Its late on a<span>  </span>Friday night at the Oyin warehouse, deep in the cut of east Baltimore. Our building sits at the crossroads of gentrification and the HOOD as popularized on tv and movies. We are literally on the other side of the tracks as a train runs directly behind our building.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span>I’ve been very conscious<span>  </span>of what music I get into my child&#8217;s rhythm and I recently realized I haven’t really listened to Gnarls Barkley&#8217;s new album. I mean I’ve played it but I really haven’t sat with it. So I make the decision that that’s the sound track to our ride home tonight. He’s up and in a particularly laughy<span>  </span>mood.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I put it on random. The first song was WOULD BE KILLER. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">We lock the gate and drive off&#8230;<span>  </span>almost immediately I see the most brilliant sparkling lights in the rear view<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">They are coming from a very unassuming minivan <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I drive on for like half a block before I realize it was me they wanted.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I pull over next to a group of disheveled abandoned row houses that has the words “Baltimore Believe” hand painted across the boarded front windows.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">The people behind us get out of their car, obviously plain clothes cops. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Every black person I know knows that adrenaline rush when you hear them behind you regardless of if you&#8217;re guilty of breaking a law. The walk from the car to you is the longest walk in the world.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Do I reach over and turn off the radio <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Do I sit still <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Do I take the intimidating bass (of which I posses none) out of my voice <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about Sean Bell <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Rodney King <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Amadou Diallo <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Abner Louima<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">The Klan <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about the time a cop put a gun to the back of my head.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about the time a cop pulled a gun on me going into the front door of my house and how I slowly had to explain that was were I lived and how slowly and deliberately I had to pull out my keys.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about the night I was yanked off a subway platform and<span>  </span>thrown in<span>  </span>jail for no reason <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about the disgust of relief I felt knowing they could have charged me with anything <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about how they can kill and not get punished <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about the true meaning of terrorism <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Terrorism takes place in the mind of the terrorized <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about my wife <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">And for the first time ever there is no fear in my heart. None. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">As a matter of fact I became a level of pissed I usually save for when I drive off.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I indignantly roll down the window. If that’s even possible with power windows.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">And believe me I tried to be shook but there was no fear in my heart. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">He asked mundane questions then I started to cut him off… answering questions he didn’t ask yet. I ended it with “where were you diligent officers last month when someone broke into our warehouse?”<span>  </span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">We exchange fake smiles he looks in the back seat and tells us to take our child home<span>  </span>A child who was actually laughing the entire time <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">The window goes back up the light changes we drive off and turn up the music WHOS GONNA SAVE MY SOUL NOW<span>  </span>rocks and I had to listen to two verses before either of us started to speak.<span>  </span>I went into what could best be described as a stand up routine for the next 3 or 4 songs. We laughed shared stories through mirror reflections driving<span>  </span>though empty streets like a needle in the grooves of record all the while letting the night be cosigned by the soundtrack.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">And then I saw it <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">The song playing was NO TIME SOON<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">On a<span>  </span>pole <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">A street team advertising poster for what I can only assume is an album <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I slowed to get a better look <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">And there it is in big letters: the word ‘CRACK’ and below it has a release date <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">That’s it.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I wanted to stop the car fall to<span>  </span>my knees fists in the air<span>  </span>and scream to the imaginary camera looking down on me from the heavens <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Who put this up? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">CRACK!!?!? Really ?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Crack has a release date?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Who knew?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Some one should tell those under cover cops.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Jamyla had to talk me out of stopping the car and ripping down ever one of those posters. I listen to what she has to say then <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think of my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think of my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think of my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Please believe if I was alone and it wasn’t 1:00 in the morning it would be a repeat of the notorious lil kim street team poster massacre<span>  </span>of 2000<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">We laugh and talk the rest of the way home. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Crying inside that ‘CRACK’ is going to be someone’s OLD SCHOOL memory of hip hop, smiling inside that so will GNARLS <span> </span>BARKLEY.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">As I pull up to my drive way A LITTLE BETTER<span>  </span>comes on. I turn it up and we just sit there. Smiling <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think I love this album <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about my wife <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">I think about my son <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">and we try to sneak him in the house with out waking him <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">up .<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<title>2 Trees &#8211; episode 1: people suck</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>j&#38;p</dc:creator>
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The unheard conversation between 2 trees. Conceived Pierre Bennu  of www.exittheapple.com for the credit sequence of the the show &#8220;Eco-Bling&#8221; at www.esthergrace.com. Press the pic  and enjoy!
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<p>The unheard conversation between 2 trees. Conceived Pierre Bennu  of www.exittheapple.com for the credit sequence of the the show &#8220;Eco-Bling&#8221; at www.esthergrace.com. Press the pic  and enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Sarah Silverman&#8217;s  Obama ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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click the pic and enjoy: ) this is from the good people at the site www.thegreatschlep.com
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<p>click the pic and enjoy: ) this is from the good people at the site<a href="http://www.thegreatschlep.com/site/index.html" target="_blank"> www.thegreatschlep.com</a></p>
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